Superheroes Living in my U
For those of you who don't know what a U is, it's a big hallway in a building
called G Tower, which is made of concrete and looks like a prison.
A U holds 7 people. Almost all of us have superhero names.
The list, organized by who has the most names. Email me for explanations.
You may notice that not many of the women have superhero names (or don't have
funny ones, like me). There's a reason for that, too, which is also
distributed by email.
The entire U has, as a whole, been recently nicknamed "The Iceberg Gods."
(We're not very PC, but there are a couple of women in here.)
We have all been described as very
weird.
Roy Hoshi Hamilton
- Gay Slug Lad (GSL, pronounced "jizzle")
- Kentucky Fried Sushi (KFS)
- Gefeltefish (GSL + KFS led to this one)
- Wimpy Gay Lad (WGL, pronounced "wiggle")
- Medium-Range Gay Guy (MRGG, pronounced "merg")
Andrew Benjamin Feland
- Larry
- Pragmatic Man
- Medum-Range Bisexual Guy (MRBG, pronounced "more big")
- Freakish HomoErotic Man (FHEM, pronounced "fem")
- Autistic Lad
Monbill David Fung
Jessica Perry Hekman
- Perceptive Lass. I told you it wasn't funny. But there is a real
superpower to go with it, which makes up for that.
- Hang on Roy's Ass Lass (we tried to find an abbreviation like
HOR, which could be pronounced "whore," but were unable to do so without
giving up the really neat ass-lass rhyme)
- Autistic Lass (onetime sidekick of Autistic Lad)
U Jin Wong (not a U resident)
- Supple Asian Lad
- Supple Marine Lad
- Drunken Asian Lad (DAL)
Naranjin Bhatt (not a U resident)
Julie Ann Bentley
- Pragmatic Kick-Ass Lass (PKAL, pronounced "pickle")
Katydid
Those Without Names
- Virany Huynh
- Rebecca Lenore Dubowy
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Email: jphekman@ora.com